ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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