Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
