That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
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So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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