ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize