Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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