I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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