The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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