Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
Randomize
