So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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