Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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