drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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