Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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