I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I am full of burrito and curiosity
my shit smells like andre
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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