you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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