bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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