btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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