she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
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Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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