youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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