so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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