i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
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I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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