somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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