Don't you send me to vm
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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