Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
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Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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