yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I understand Curling. That high.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
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Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
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2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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