i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
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Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
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he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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