spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
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he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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