just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
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How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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