Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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