I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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