he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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