I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
