Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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