Is it normal to miss your booty call?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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