Well apparently he's into motor boating.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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