I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
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Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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