i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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