Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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