I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
