Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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