would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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