I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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