I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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