so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
