im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
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