It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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