i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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