My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
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You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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