yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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