I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
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I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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