But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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