Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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