When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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