Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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