Im at strip club and am horny
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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