I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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