she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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