people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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